Can you see a Bill from congress written in stone? The ACA was 906 pages and over 11,000 pages of regulations. It was three feet high written on paper. In stone slabs? Take that to the president for a signature.
I play alto clarinet in a concert band. Sometimes we play outdoors and the wind is a real problem with the sheets of music. Stone slabs, while a bit much for our music stands, would stand up to the wind real well. Of course, I could always just get a large LED tablet and all problems would be solved, except for my bank account.
Historical sources credit the invention of paper to Cai Lun, a dignitary serving the imperial Chinese court who, in AD 105, began producing sheets of paper from scraps of old rags, tree bark and fishing nets.Apr 5, 2019
lalapalooza Premium Member about 1 year ago
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Imagine about 1 year ago
Anyway, “It’s written in stone” has more weight to it than “It’s written on paper”.
BigBoy about 1 year ago
Use the stone tablets as paperweights
Drizzt76 about 1 year ago
Not sure if stone tablets are that much better if they still float as is shown regularly in this comic…
Doug K about 1 year ago
In a game of Rock Paper Wind, Wind blows paper away.
silberdistel about 1 year ago
They need to invent a clipboard.
Purple People Eater about 1 year ago
Paper will never catch on.
Kaputnik about 1 year ago
But stapling stone tablets together is kind of difficult.
Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago
You can lead a guy to paper, but you can’t make him like it. Save the paper for training your wolf.
dsatvoinde Premium Member about 1 year ago
If you thought the kids have a lot of weight on their backs from their book bags now…..
blakerl about 1 year ago
Can you see a Bill from congress written in stone? The ACA was 906 pages and over 11,000 pages of regulations. It was three feet high written on paper. In stone slabs? Take that to the president for a signature.
rockyridge1977 about 1 year ago
Was that a pen or pencil?
Gent about 1 year ago
What? When is they invent paper?
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
You don’t need a paper weight if you write on the paper weight.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
The only problem is that the slabs will hurt your feet when you drop them…
David_the_CAD about 1 year ago
Well at least with the tablets everything you write will truly be carved in stone.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Ah, yes, the fabled “Paperless Office”… ☺
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Gonna need a bigger pencil.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Evidence shows his stone tabs will float. Paper wouldn’t.
preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago
I play alto clarinet in a concert band. Sometimes we play outdoors and the wind is a real problem with the sheets of music. Stone slabs, while a bit much for our music stands, would stand up to the wind real well. Of course, I could always just get a large LED tablet and all problems would be solved, except for my bank account.
KEA about 1 year ago
every new technology has its tradeoffs
mindjob about 1 year ago
Stone tablets will last forever. Much like radioactive waste
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yup. Soon we’ll hear something similar from battery car drivers.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago
You’re going to need a lot of stones to get an etch-u-cation!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 1 year ago
And that, dear children, is why it took so long for paper to catch on…it was too hard to catch.
zeexenon about 1 year ago
And the solution is weighty.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 1 year ago
Thanks be to their Creators for the tech to create paper.
Advanced cultures can create “paper” that lasts as long as stone maybe longer.
rockyridge1977 about 1 year ago
Historical sources credit the invention of paper to Cai Lun, a dignitary serving the imperial Chinese court who, in AD 105, began producing sheets of paper from scraps of old rags, tree bark and fishing nets.Apr 5, 2019