Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 14, 2023

careful there, Andy – you’re talking to her in the kitchen …. many “useful” items are at her disposal

..and it’s that pot! Will she ‘dispose’ of it?

the pot is purple today…

Flos’ scones are often used as ballast in ships!

Those things are solid! Solid as a rock!!!

The purple mug doesn’t quite match the purple pot.

You’d think her Mum would have learned from the first time.

You should tell what you put on your scones Flo.

She tripped on one of your beer bottles, mate.

You said that to Flo and you’re sober?

Are those two eggs in a bowl there? Is that a cup of coffee or tea with a spoon in it. Oh, and is that a purple pot of some kind over there?

Everybody must get sconed.

Stone Scones Break Bones.

I’d be careful if I were you, Andy.

Great comment

Flo mistook the directions for making cinderblock with her scones recipe!

Well scones rhyme with stones.

Clumsy old bitty ought to be more careful since she had to know Flo was using her recipe for the scones.

Andy is engaging in a spoonerism. The Scone of Stone versus the Stone of Scone.

Maybe she makes her scones out of cement.

Andy why don’t you try cooking instead of picking on Flo’s cooking

Serves Mum right for not teaching Flo how to cook.