Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 09, 2023

Doesn’t look like Alfred E. Neuman but that’s definitely a mad fold in.

Egyptian IKEA.

Pyramid by Ikea!

The way their eyes are popping out it might be Miss October.

Just leave it. It’s close enough.

The easier way might be to remove enough stones from the lower sides until what’s left is shaped like a pyramid. Then use the extra stones to make something else, like, I don’t know, maybe a Sphinx?

They do look extra stoned.

The aliens wouldn’t have let that happen.

Pharaoh: “On second thought, I think it would look better about 1/4 mile to the left. Take care of it , OK?”

This has possibilities. Wouldn’t it make for a great view? Add some patio tables and chairs. Include a sun umbrella and a tiki bar.

I didn’t know you could fold papyrus.

Those are some stones.

The builders are certainly leaving no stone unturned.

where are the aliens who helped?

Back to work……

They left out the wrong pages while getting it to fit into the FedEx mailing tube.

I thought they had their plans on rolls, folding was not invented until they came up with flyers.

A pyramid from Ikea?

Well, it could be repurposed for rally short lived pharaohs.

They’ve got to find out Khufu-cked up!!

Oh man… Pharaoh ain’t gonna be happy!

Okay, this one is really, really good!!!❤️

There is a “ bent pyramid” south of Giza. Perhaps the builders used a folded architect’s diagram.