Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 12, 2023

Vegan as F!

This gives “Open sesame” new meaning.

ROTFLMAO!

This led to ad series in the 80’s. Any 80’s kids remember that? :D :D :D

I’ve been missing a little burger humor!

Where’s the Beef?

Can I get mine with extra butter?

Without the meat – it becomes a burgerless burger.

Big lack

It’s as light as air!

“Did you ever hear of a wish sandwich? Well, that’s the kind of sandwich that’s supposed to take two pieces of bread and wish you had some meat.” The Chips.

If I had some peanut butter, I’d make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, if I had some jelly.

I dated a vegetarian before being a vegetarian was cool. When we met some friends at a burger place, she ordered a cheese sandwich: bun, cheese, lettuce , tomato and pickle. The cashier freaked out on her.

So where is the special sauce, lettuce, pickle on the sesame seed bun?

Well, they weren’t lying; it’s meatless!

Or “invisible burger”

It would taste better than the real meatless veggie burgers.

You can also get the low carb version. They’ll leave out the bun, too.

Talk about your nothing burger

Shouldn’t have told them to hold the pickles.

Throw some mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato on that sucker, and I’d eat it!

This is why he can’t have nice things.

Carnivores don’t pretend that their meat is vegetables. Why are vegetarians so uncomfortable with the truth?

We asked for truth in advertising — LOLOL

Allen Funt did stunt about this situation.

“Where’s the beef?”