I used to chew Jolt gum at work. Stimulating. On annual doctor visit she remarked, “Your heart is skipping a few beats. Are you taking stimulants?” I stopped the Jolt gum.
I’m getting pretty tired of pumpkin spice stuff. I personally abhor pumpkin (and sweet potatoes) but that’s just me. Others may not appreciate my preferences. It’s the repetitive referencing that jangles with me. Much like the same commercial time after time after time during a football game. Or Taylor Swift this or that going on and on. Tell me once. Or maybe twice. Then I’ve got it.
C 12 months ago
You know what happens at midnight then
GROG Premium Member 12 months ago
And Linus in his advanced years will be in the pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Zykoic 12 months ago
I used to chew Jolt gum at work. Stimulating. On annual doctor visit she remarked, “Your heart is skipping a few beats. Are you taking stimulants?” I stopped the Jolt gum.
https://www.joltgum.COM/
Imagine 12 months ago
Why shouldn’t vampires get to try that stuff, too?
Ubintold 12 months ago
Well, latte dah!
pat sandy creator 12 months ago
Whole Latte Love…
Dobie Premium Member 12 months ago
You’ll have to wear a pumpkin spice patch to ween yourself off of it.
Oh, you’ll need some yoga pants, too!
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 12 months ago
Unfortunately, it’s the season.
Doug K 12 months ago
You can only be a seasonal donor.
bobbyferrel 12 months ago
I’m getting pretty tired of pumpkin spice stuff. I personally abhor pumpkin (and sweet potatoes) but that’s just me. Others may not appreciate my preferences. It’s the repetitive referencing that jangles with me. Much like the same commercial time after time after time during a football game. Or Taylor Swift this or that going on and on. Tell me once. Or maybe twice. Then I’ve got it.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 12 months ago
It’s a long shot but you’ll warm up to decaf.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
She’s in for a brewed awakening.
Howard'sMyHero 12 months ago
I’d really try to get a second opinion …!
( like “…and you’re ugly, too” – RIP, Rodney )
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
Won’t the vampires be pleased!
gammaguy 12 months ago
She’s a member of the church of the Latte Day-Saints.
zeexenon 12 months ago
So, what to do with a garage full of pumpkins? Oh yes, I have it, build a trebuchet for my boys.
Bill Löhr Premium Member 11 months ago
The pumpkin spice products are bad enough, but all the jokes about it make it twice as bad.