Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 15, 2023

How about a round of MAD DOG

A pepto bismol.

A chilled sparkling white wine will go just fine with chili dogs.

A stout, definitely a stout.

Boones Farm

And maybe a half dozen ant-acid tabs.

Vinegar? Ah, you mean the “House Wine”!

What a swanky joint!

Excellent choice, I’ll have a raspberry shrub please.

What a grape suggestion!!!

I was thinking more like Tums or Rolaids.

Does that come with cheese and crackers?

Yes wine and cheap food are generally not considered a match.

catsup sauvignon

Still depends… if it’s a beef hot dog, you’d probably want red wine vinegar…if it’s a pork brat, just go with plain white vinegar…

Suckin’ on a chili dog/ Outside the Tastee Freez/ Diane’s sittin’ on Jackie’s lap/ He’s got his hand between her knees