Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 16, 2023

“Cellulitis.”

She must be lysdexic.

A gabbuchino.

Gee lady, what was your first clue?

It’s the decorative object on your shoulders, to blame

Does the coffee reply?

I could see that happening.

Turns out that buying a coffee flavoured phone was a mistake.

There is a idea a Smart phone flask !

Yep, that happened to me…..LOL! Sleep deprivation, I guess…….maybe….LOL!

Switch hands. You’ll be fine. For a while.

I laughed so hard, coffee came out of my other ear.

Obviously she hasn’t had enough coffee.

Something is right. It’s just not the right thing that’s right. The thing that should be right is left and the thing that should be left is right (which is wrong … Right?).

Obsessed beyond.

Yep! You’ve become an idiot.

waaay early in the morning, it appears.

“What’s up? Java good day?”

You just not coordinated until you’ve had your coffee.

there is an app for that, created by your friendly AI

Time to stop and reassess your life choices.

I saw a flask online that looks like a cell phone.

No. “That’s right!!

Yeah…you.