FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 28, 2023

Um… Just how rarely do they go to church?

We call them religious holidays just to confuse you.

Good idea mom.

Why does god take attendance?

I hope someone put the church address in their phone so they don’t get lost.

If you feel OBLIGATED to go to church, then maybe you should consider not going at all.

They give Easter off, too.

At first glance, I thought he had a Charlie Brown sweater on in Panel 2!

Haha…Peter wears a neck tie and dress clothes with a grubby baseball cap

Peter because Jesus was born, and Pastor’s love this time more people to attend.As Christmas Eve feel on Sunday everyone knows, our Pastor changed service time to later as candlelight same day.For New Years Eve I turn older I will be going to church that day, celebrate turning older dinning out, then stay home.

Sadly, I’ve seen too many churches deciding to cancel services when Christmas falls on a Sunday…. “We should let families spend time together.” Which does tend to miss the point of the holiday in the first place. :/

But you shouldn’t have……..

Well, if it gives Peter any comfort, the Church didn’t get around to trying to pin down the date of the birth of Jesus until the 4th century. Only two of the 27 books of the NT even mention it, and the elaborate account in Matthew is a fiction from top to bottom and useless for fixing the putative date of his birth.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

IRONY