Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for October 20, 2023

He must have a cock-eyed optometrist.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed circumciser? He got the sack.

Is that Benny from Top Cat in the next cell?

Weenus and his monocular opinions.

side effect…

Now there’s a blast from the past!

this one threw me a lateral

And he wasn’t being straight with her.

2 questions… 1. Why is someone named Weenus so bent on policing puns? And B., can’t a one-eyed individual see the humor in a cross-eyed lover?

He never could see straight from the get go!

Saw that coming.

They didn’t see eye-to-eye…

It never would have worked. You didn’t share the same eyedeology.

Mr. Lemon! Please do not join with Stephen Pastis in this criminal enterprise! It can only lead to ruin!

Not Benny! He wouldn’t do anything wrong!

But was the boyfriend a cross-eyed bear?

Fantastic

Yes!