Always leave the most important guest ‘til last. Make sure there is something nice for them to drink in the green room while they wait. A new celeb will think it’s rude to make them wait, but an old celeb will recognize it as a sign of his/her importance.
Rule of thumb: the better (funnier, cleverer etc.) the ad, the worse the product.I usually hear an announcement like “And now, the news” which never is now because first there’s a sponsor (i.e. concealed ad), then the ads announced as ads. Or first ad ads, then the sponsor adds ads.
Oh Lord… sponsors. I know, the network channel is paid, and that is a good thing, but please, don’t make it 3 minutes or more, it bores the hell out of most of us.
The incessant shower installer commercials are making my brain shrivel! But they must work because they are making enough money to keep putting on more commercials. For the love of all that is sacred – make it stop!!!
One of my fav’ peanuts was Linus watching TV which said “We’ll be right back after a few short words from our sponsor” Linus in the last panel is sitting bolt upright pointing at the TV and declares “YOU LIE!”
Black Friday sale! $2 a month streaming for each of these services!
The catch: lots of adds. The add-free service has no discount. When you start the adds are bearable, but then they increase their frequency to the point that there is at least 1 minute of adds in every 5 minutes of show. You either abandon the show or switch to the expensive add-free version.
It really is that bad now. What little morals networks had, they have sold to the highest bidder and then some. You get 3 minutes of show before another commercial now.
Yes that’s the way ABC evening news is the last half. 4 min commercial and 30 secs of news several times. With all that’s going on you’d think they could come with 20-22 mins of news.
codycab about 1 year ago
And it sounds something like, “Yadda yadda.”
Scorpio Premium Member about 1 year ago
Advert, 5 seconds of content, Advert …..
Ubintold about 1 year ago
More than “a word”I’d say.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
I had to quit watching the news, aound here it is the shower installers, the window installers, humana…endless. Bring back the Geico pig!
wmwiii Premium Member about 1 year ago
He must be watching MSNBC.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good time to go get some lasagna, Gar.
cracker65 about 1 year ago
Very accurate.
Gent about 1 year ago
Can’t skip ads on TV. YouTube better.
BigDaveGlass about 1 year ago
Firefox + uBlock extension. YouTube heaven…….
Macushlalondra about 1 year ago
Sooooo tired of ads. I absolutely NEVER see one for anything I’d actually buy. I mean NEVER.
LawrenceS about 1 year ago
Always leave the most important guest ‘til last. Make sure there is something nice for them to drink in the green room while they wait. A new celeb will think it’s rude to make them wait, but an old celeb will recognize it as a sign of his/her importance.
win.45mag about 1 year ago
Sounds like the next guest is also the sponsor
2AndFour about 1 year ago
Too many ads these days it seems.
edmund_graham about 1 year ago
This is waaaaaay more accurate than it should be
Jeddo about 1 year ago
Rule of thumb: the better (funnier, cleverer etc.) the ad, the worse the product.I usually hear an announcement like “And now, the news” which never is now because first there’s a sponsor (i.e. concealed ad), then the ads announced as ads. Or first ad ads, then the sponsor adds ads.
Liam G.P about 1 year ago
Oh Lord… sponsors. I know, the network channel is paid, and that is a good thing, but please, don’t make it 3 minutes or more, it bores the hell out of most of us.
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
Ugh, commercials are the worst.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 year ago
The incessant shower installer commercials are making my brain shrivel! But they must work because they are making enough money to keep putting on more commercials. For the love of all that is sacred – make it stop!!!
e.groves about 1 year ago
Which is worse, the five minute ads for a drug that may kill you or the thirty second ads that can give you a headache?
greggie1 about 1 year ago
Sounds like ESPN — 18 minutes of programming and 42 minutes of commercials per hour
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
The next guest will be Jake from All State
tessotcyrille about 1 year ago
the word: buy!
happyinvenice23 about 1 year ago
Same look I have, except my eyes are rolled up inside my forehead! With disbelief!
CaveCat87 about 1 year ago
That’s definitely today’s TV ads in a nutshell.
Man of the Woods about 1 year ago
Just like real life. I’ve counted commercials five minutes long, so long that I had forgot what I was watching.
trainnut1956 about 1 year ago
Yep, that’s Cable TV for you. We now interrupt our fifteen minute commercial block with five minutes of program.
ladykat about 1 year ago
More ads than shows, these days.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 1 year ago
One of my fav’ peanuts was Linus watching TV which said “We’ll be right back after a few short words from our sponsor” Linus in the last panel is sitting bolt upright pointing at the TV and declares “YOU LIE!”
Clarence about 1 year ago
And after that sponsor’s word, they’ll be another one coming
Just-me about 1 year ago
Seems to be the state of television today, more commercials than program.
bluecat about 1 year ago
Black Friday sale! $2 a month streaming for each of these services!
The catch: lots of adds. The add-free service has no discount. When you start the adds are bearable, but then they increase their frequency to the point that there is at least 1 minute of adds in every 5 minutes of show. You either abandon the show or switch to the expensive add-free version.
This should be criminal.
Mario500 about 1 year ago
(wonders about the “BLAH-DEE BLAH-DEE BLAH-DEE BLAH-DEE DAH” of this cartoon; senses a cartoon with a story worthy of being continued)
Takos about 1 year ago
It really is that bad now. What little morals networks had, they have sold to the highest bidder and then some. You get 3 minutes of show before another commercial now.
pripley about 1 year ago
Last weekend, they somehow slipped a football game in between the commercials. I really don’t know how that happened.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
“Hey, the bills for this show aren’t going to pay for themselves so we have to get some money somehow…”
BJP about 1 year ago
This would be funny if it wasn’t actually true.
EMGULS79 about 1 year ago
This is why you ALWAYS record shows – even if you’re home at the time – and play them back later when you can skip through all that crap.
maxmacrubymimi about 1 year ago
Aw, he remembered Gnorm Gnat. This comes from the 1975-02-20 strip.
T... about 1 year ago
Ime wid u Garfy…
rbullfogg about 1 year ago
Yes that’s the way ABC evening news is the last half. 4 min commercial and 30 secs of news several times. With all that’s going on you’d think they could come with 20-22 mins of news.
M.K.Staffeld about 1 year ago
I’ve seen that done to pad out a really short movie on SyFy some years ago.
Dgwphotos about 1 year ago
“We’ll be back after a word from our sponsor.” “Sasquatch” “Welcome back.”
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
Think there are too many commercials anymore, Garfield?
lindz.coop Premium Member about 1 year ago
When “pay TV” first started in the 70’s, it was advertised as commercial free…that didn’t last long.
lue_driver about 1 year ago
is Garfield watching youtube?