Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for November 10, 2023

I watched an episode of Modern Family recently where Luke and Manny both had that assignment. It was a funny episode.

At least you beat out Santa Claus.

That’s my favorite cereal too.

That’s rude Hammie.

Don’t hold your breath.

Sometimes being influential isn’t a good thing.

The cereal guy or the famous hacker?

Cap’n Crunch. For sure!

Tell Hammie you’re General Crunch and you give the Captain his orders.

Hammie should take a cue from Calvin, and make Chef Boy-ar-di the subject of his essay.

Hammie needs to listen when Darryl gets up in the morning. I’ll bet he has more crunch sounds than the cereal. I know I sound like Rice Krispies now.

Dad’s an easy one!

You beat out the Keebler elves.

The Lucky Charms Leprechaun was found dead next to his empty pot of gold. A few days later, the Trix rabbit was found dead covered with crumbs all over his body. Not long after that, Cap’n Crunch was discovered dead at the wheel of his ship. The police suspect a cereal killer…

Cap’n Crunch has the inside track.

Considering the strong competition, even being in the running counts as a victory.

I don’t know Darryl, that’s some serious competition.

At least you are in the running!

Cap’n Crunch has yet to be promoted to the rank of Captain. Currently he’s only a Commander.