Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 27, 2023

for all honesty, Jack – you shouldn’t have put such a sign with someone like Andy frequenting

They got someone to replace Guitar Bob?

Andy wouldn’t know great live music even if he fell over it.

It’s called advertising. You know what that means, Andy.

We’ll fix it in Yelp.

Andy works on getting thrown out of the Rose and Crown…again.

Since Jack has put up with Andy all these years, he qualifies as friendly.

Actually Andy, Jack put that out.

Notice it didn’t say “friendly customers”

Jack could generate more business if he hosted a weekly “Andy Toss” contest where the winner would get a free pint. Andy would go bonkers trying to figure out away how to capitalize on it!

you will notice Andy no promotion of the clientele

Jack just needs to a a little to that sign: And one annoying, deadbeat moocher.

False Advertising!

Well one out of three ain’t bad, but even that is a stretch. The staff’s not so much friendly as tolerant.

Great Music? Guitar Bob must have the night off?

When is the last time we saw food served at the Rose & Crown at all?

We rarely see any other bar staff now. Not like in the Reg Smythe golden oldies.

xxx

False advertising?

Andy not a nice thing to say to jack maybe Andy you should try another pub

None of the regulars will believe it.