Herman by Jim Unger for November 02, 2023

No Ma’am; he has one foot bigger than the rest.

My younger son’s ex was like that.

“Rain drop are falling on my head just like the whose’ feet are to big for his bed”

Terry Gilliam probably had a foot like that, and it was his inspiration for his opening cartoon on “Monty Python.”

“I warned you not to go walking barefoot in the flower garden! The bee stings in Life are NOT free!”

Gout, Gout, cut it all out, these are the things we can do without. – Tears for Fears – Shout!

I am a sufferer of the Royal disease, just comes with age, I don’t eat many bad things.

I am NOT going to check. I am NOT….

Most people have slightly different leg lengths, too. My orthopedic surgeon corrected that on me when he replaced my knee. Now my shoes wear down at the same rate!

I knew a guy that one foot was a size 9 and the other was size 12. The result of some disease.

MY left foot is currently several sizes larger than my right foot. That’s from the cast I have been wearing for the last 35 days. One more day!!!!

Know any football teams that need a new place kicker?

That’s because he usually has the other one in his mouth and it shrinks.

It’s not a bigger foot, it’s a foot bigger!

It’ll come in handy when he starts his new job as a grape stomper for the winery

John “Big Foot” Johnson. Used to do commercials for Dr. Scholl’s.

looks as tho his head shrank to his foot?!

Gonna need a bigger bed.

Just like that legendary forest creature, Bigfoot. No one ever said bigfeet, or bigfoots

I don’t.

I see his head srunk too.

The question no one’s asking is, “How long has this been going on?” If he’s always been like that, why is it suddenly bothering him now? And if it’s a new development, he needs to get to his doctor now.

It’s just a wee bit bigger than normal dear!