Herman by Jim Unger for November 04, 2023

Smart man ain’t sayin nuttin!

This scale has gone WEIGHT too far…

Or “one at a time, please!”

“These new AI scales are so insulting! This one suggests I link to YouTube and play ‘The Too Fat Polka’!”

https://m.youtube.Com/watch?v=9h-a9cvsbMM

Nobody likes an editorial scale.

Standard snack license language.

The numbers probably wouldn’t be complimentary either.

I put the lying thing in the corner of my bathroom. It never tells the truth!

https://wWw.youtube.Com/watch?v=EFofqe26t-4

First thought he would have his foot on the scale.

Now if it would just tell us where it hid the money

Husband is thinking, “Worth every bit I paid to that hacker.”

Even better: Card should read “Unless you are 7 feet tall, you are too FAT!”

And it didn’t even tell me my weight.

….and then it sank into a hole in the ground.

Mine says “One at a time”