Herman by Jim Unger for November 26, 2023

Seem friendly enough

They look like little green JOHNSONS

Even if they eat you, it will take a while.

Thought I saw a UFO the other night, heard on the news it was Space X putting satellites in orbit.

“where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog”From Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“Intellectual Brussels Sprouts? The mind boggles!”

In the early 70s I was driving on the interstate and coming towards me was a huge silver ball several hundred feet in the air. I was sure it was a UFO, never had seen anything like it. I pulled over and watched, and as it got closer, it enlongated and became the Goodyear blimp.

As a pilot, I’ve seen UFOs. The apparitions were apparently flying and I could not identify them. As long as they moved across my windscreen I didn’t care what they were. Something that stays in the same spot on the windscreen is on a collision course; it gradually gets bigger until the last couple of moments when it gets bigger really fast.

I do not immediately conclude that whatever it was that I saw was piloted by E. T.

Extraterrestrials could be green. They could be intelligent plant life and have chlorophyl.

Aw, one of the species from “Old Man’s War”

they’re from France, Le Sueur peas

Glad I won’t need the universal translator

Hope they don’t get excited about anything

BY JOVE I think you might be on to something here said my magnifying glass ……

Careful, we really can’t be trusted……

Hmmm, not sure I get the gag. I guess it is that the “little green men” are really little? Eh, ok. But not his best effort.

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The join houses of Congress will call for their own probe

Watch where you step.

They must have been monitoring our television signals. Apparently, NYPD Blue influenced them.

Per MIB: “when are you guys gonna learn…size doesn’t matter!”

If it’s in clear view it’s not a UFO, it’s an IFO (identified!)