“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
“You’ve got to be taught before it’s too late, before you are six, or seven, or eight, to hate all the people your relatives hate. You’ve got to be carefully taught.” Oscar Hammerstein II
Not the only place where there’s an ancient conflict. Actually the Israel/Palestine thing is relatively recent. It didn’t get going till after WWII. The Balkan thing, on the other hand…
Seems to me if this creator had never started giving new human souls this little “pep talk”, those conflicts never would have arisen in the first place.
Worth amplifying what @willie_mctell notes above. If this cartoon is about recent events in and around Israel, then the “thousands of years” part is anachronistic. Jews and Arabs lived together in relative peace until the early 1900s.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
Wow. That’s creepy. Creepy good and thought provoking. But…creepy. Well done!!!
tudza Premium Member about 1 year ago
Can’t escape even if you move to Canada. Japan maybe?
sevaar777 about 1 year ago
Smart kid.
Stopthespendingnow about 1 year ago
Aren’t jellyfish and oak trees destroyed by humans too? Is there another planet we can go to?
cracker65 about 1 year ago
Religion is pure evil
dotbup about 1 year ago
“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Decepticomic about 1 year ago
I stand with Palestine. Let the conflict end.
verticallychallenged Premium Member about 1 year ago
“You’ve got to be taught before it’s too late, before you are six, or seven, or eight, to hate all the people your relatives hate. You’ve got to be carefully taught.” Oscar Hammerstein II
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago
That’s a palm tree. Other than that, a correct analysis of humanity.
notmoving Premium Member about 1 year ago
Nice!!
Lethea about 1 year ago
Has God-Man turned woke?
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Dead on. Really well done, to the point and funny cuz sadly, it’s true.
anomaly about 1 year ago
He was kidding about the ‘rational thought’ thing, right?
Mmm. Love this Seasonal Affective Disorder roast! about 1 year ago
The capability of rational thought forever battling with the instincts of willfully-irrational emotion.
Hmmm.
To live long and prosper, your only hope is to convert to Vulcanism.
… even then, there’s that whole Pon farr business to survive.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it….
…or, to paraphrase another franchise: May The Luck be with you.
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
Not the only place where there’s an ancient conflict. Actually the Israel/Palestine thing is relatively recent. It didn’t get going till after WWII. The Balkan thing, on the other hand…
daDoctah1 about 1 year ago
Seems to me if this creator had never started giving new human souls this little “pep talk”, those conflicts never would have arisen in the first place.
thedogesl Premium Member about 1 year ago
Go with the jellyfish. Could be worse.
eddi-TBH about 1 year ago
Thanks to humans, the jellyfish might have it’s own problems. Filling up on microplastic junk food.
Kivi about 1 year ago
Worth amplifying what @willie_mctell notes above. If this cartoon is about recent events in and around Israel, then the “thousands of years” part is anachronistic. Jews and Arabs lived together in relative peace until the early 1900s.
fitzmagnus about 1 year ago
better seek the consolations of philosophy …
Funny_Ha_Ha about 1 year ago
They switch and it turns out that’s a Portuguese man-o-war.
cbedda about 1 year ago
The Jews tried to set up their own safe haven. Hows that working out?