Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 20, 2023

Call ‘em off? Why? As subliminal slugs go, they’re so refreshingly sublime. And the corndogs? They’re non-gluten and only 1,000 calories a bite!

Would you prefer hand-dipped slugs and subliminal corndogs instead?

I did call them off ages ago but it just takes them so long to stop and turn around.

Call of the wild, a few ages ago, Girls Gone Wild topped out on the mail order DVD for a must have. Put that corndog in a musty place of pleasure.

Barcadi Rum comes to mind of subliminal bats on the label. Mr. Freeze and Batman sharing a Frozen Daiquiri.

If I go, there will be trouble, and if I stay, it will be double.

Never kid a kid.

the kid’s been warned.

…the inner Id of a presidential candidate at the Iowa State Fair…

…surprise surprise surprise…

…that’s not a hand dipped corn dog, either…

…subliminal slugs are one hit wonders…

…subliminal hits are played at grocery stores throughout Froglandia…

…just yesterday I caught myself singing, ‘Like A Virgin,’ in the produce section…

…and I hate that song…

…I changed the words to, like a 65 year old in a leotard…

…and that woke me right up…

…(why am I holding gaucho beans?)…

…and a tiny naked man on my shoulder?…

…oh, well…

…just another Friday night…

—) According to one account thatijustmadeup, Young Alfred W. Lawson got into his Granny’s cooking sherry one day and hallucinated the beginnings of his great philosophical breakthroughs of “Lawsonomy.” In his initial state of “zig-zag-and swirl,” he had visions of the tiny menorgs and disorgs that affect human behavior.

https://rationalwiki.Org/wiki/Lawsonomy

Subliminal Slugs. Weren’t they a punk band from Seattle?

Trouble was here before we met.

… but this time, the advantage is mine! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Sacrilegious corndogs are the best.

Faint praise and acrimony clothed in mealy-mouthed platitudes.

Did I ever tell you about the time we got a can of creamed corn from a now defunct national grocery chain, and found it to have a great number of unintended free larval protein sources? I think Bill Gates would have loved that for me.

I enjoy the sublime. The sublemon, not so much. But it does go better with corn-dogs. Just don’t dip your hands in them. Especially if you have any small cuts on them.

I will have to ponder this in slooooow-motion!

It’s the sticks those corn dogs are on that worries me…..caution about splinters should be included with the sublimnal message! Slugs are distracting but cute!

What beer goes well with escargot …?

Little pink man. Where are your pants

Are the hand-dipped corn dogs locally grown?

There won’t BE a next time if you don’t get dressed.

Warning, things you see inyour imagination maybe closer than they appear.

Slap a bunch of Tater Tots on those slugs and corndogs, cover ‘em in Velveeta, pop it all in the oven for a bit, and you’ve got yourself one tasty hot dish!

your threat is idling

Subliminal slugs with bleu cheese dip and corndogs with mustard? MMMMM…! Cotton candy and whipped cream for dessert? Have ambulance on standby!!

Trouble sounds good. What did you have in mind?

Big threats from a Little Man (and naked, at that).

But fear not! My Subliminal Slugs are so subliminal, so stealthy, that they will slime you copiously even before you can finish one of my hand-dipped corndogs! BWA HA HA (snort)!

Meanwhile, even tinier folk must take extreme caution if venturing to attempt a crossing of the Little Highway at the Lower Left….

I wouldnt want the slugs to be asalted!