Close to Home by John McPherson for November 03, 2023

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    charliefarmrhere  about 1 year ago

    Well hey, why not?

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    David_the_CAD  about 1 year ago

    He always was a gritty guy.

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    Vern finally did something about that slippery front porch!

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago

    Wow. That really made me laugh!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Finally, Vern urns his keep.

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    TStyle78  about 1 year ago

    Not sure if that works though.

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    Apparently Vern finally stopped smoking.

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    Zykoic  about 1 year ago

    Vern’s cremains find utility.

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    Bill The Nuke  about 1 year ago

    For once Vern would do something about the icy walkway.

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    angier3824 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    LOL! Started my day with a good laugh!

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    While I was working for the Postal Service, I delivered mail to a cemetery on one of the routes I did, which sometimes included cremains that were shipped via registered mail from a distant funeral home. When handling the packages, the containers in them sounded exactly like they were filled with loose gravel. In winter, we really did make jokes about using them on icy sidewalks and driveways, even to the cemetery workers who had to sign for them on delivery. Some of them even made the same joke to us.

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    She walked all over him in life, so why not?

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    walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Some people use cat litter, hopefully fresh.

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    jahays1  about 1 year ago

    Vern is still helping around the house.

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    wongo  about 1 year ago

    Well at least Vern was finally good for something!

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! That’s just wrong!

    … ashes won’t melt ice! ㋡

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I almost lost my mouthful of breakfast cereal! Ooh, talk about dark humor. I guess she really had it in for Vern.

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    Homerville Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Vern would be proud that he could help her, even now.

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    Aficionado  about 1 year ago

    Hi, Bleeb!

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    He made her heart melt at some point so why not ice, lol?

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    basspro  about 1 year ago

    Better to spread the ash than fall on your “Ash.”

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    Dean Nelson Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Stoop on the Stoop

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    jbduncan  about 1 year ago

    Good one John! Vern always did make an ash of himself.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    Even death would not let him escape doing the sidewalk.

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    elvisgirl3  about 1 year ago

    He always a Salty guy!

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    walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago

    ♪♫ Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, show me a woman that a man can trust ♫♪

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    random boredom  about 1 year ago

    Vern has to clean up the driveway even after his death.

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    mbrahms26  about 1 year ago

    That’s strange. Vern was her next door neighbor.

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    davewhamond creator about 1 year ago

    Well, to be fair, Vern always grated on people.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    He finally made an ash of himself for a good reason.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Patsnozzle would’ve loved this one! But he’s safe up in Tahoma National Cemetery. That’s okay. I have LOTS of rock salt. :)

    Bleeb, you stay inside. You’re not dressed for that weather. Mind you, she’s a pretty good target. :)

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago

    Practicality wins the day.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    How low can you go John! D a m n! You win again! Bravo, Great One, Nice art…

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Very funny, and it works, which makes it funnier!

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A disembodied voice is heard to say, Ash her to stop!

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    He REALLY doesn’t care as would I. They are JUST ashes. Hopefully what he left behind were memories of good times, good gifts, good children, good experiences. Ashes are just ashes….

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    LoveBritTV Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of a line in the first episode of Red Dwarf. All but one of the crew has been reduced to small piles of ash. It was joked by the computer, who’d been alone for three million years, that all they were good for now was to grit the path.

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