While I was working for the Postal Service, I delivered mail to a cemetery on one of the routes I did, which sometimes included cremains that were shipped via registered mail from a distant funeral home. When handling the packages, the containers in them sounded exactly like they were filled with loose gravel. In winter, we really did make jokes about using them on icy sidewalks and driveways, even to the cemetery workers who had to sign for them on delivery. Some of them even made the same joke to us.
He REALLY doesn’t care as would I. They are JUST ashes. Hopefully what he left behind were memories of good times, good gifts, good children, good experiences. Ashes are just ashes….
Reminds me of a line in the first episode of Red Dwarf. All but one of the crew has been reduced to small piles of ash. It was joked by the computer, who’d been alone for three million years, that all they were good for now was to grit the path.
charliefarmrhere 11 months ago
Well hey, why not?
David_the_CAD 11 months ago
He always was a gritty guy.
ronaldspence 11 months ago
Vern finally did something about that slippery front porch!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
Wow. That really made me laugh!
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
Finally, Vern urns his keep.
TStyle78 11 months ago
Not sure if that works though.
eromlig 11 months ago
Apparently Vern finally stopped smoking.
Zykoic 11 months ago
Vern’s cremains find utility.
Bill The Nuke 11 months ago
For once Vern would do something about the icy walkway.
angier3824 Premium Member 11 months ago
LOL! Started my day with a good laugh!
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
While I was working for the Postal Service, I delivered mail to a cemetery on one of the routes I did, which sometimes included cremains that were shipped via registered mail from a distant funeral home. When handling the packages, the containers in them sounded exactly like they were filled with loose gravel. In winter, we really did make jokes about using them on icy sidewalks and driveways, even to the cemetery workers who had to sign for them on delivery. Some of them even made the same joke to us.
P51Strega 11 months ago
She walked all over him in life, so why not?
walstib Premium Member 11 months ago
Some people use cat litter, hopefully fresh.
jahays1 11 months ago
Vern is still helping around the house.
wongo 11 months ago
Well at least Vern was finally good for something!
Dobie Premium Member 11 months ago
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! That’s just wrong!
… ashes won’t melt ice! ㋡
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
I almost lost my mouthful of breakfast cereal! Ooh, talk about dark humor. I guess she really had it in for Vern.
Homerville Premium Member 11 months ago
Vern would be proud that he could help her, even now.
Aficionado 11 months ago
Hi, Bleeb!
geese28 11 months ago
He made her heart melt at some point so why not ice, lol?
basspro 11 months ago
Better to spread the ash than fall on your “Ash.”
Dean Nelson Premium Member 11 months ago
Stoop on the Stoop
jbduncan 11 months ago
Good one John! Vern always did make an ash of himself.
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
Even death would not let him escape doing the sidewalk.
elvisgirl3 11 months ago
He always a Salty guy!
walstib Premium Member 11 months ago
♪♫ Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, show me a woman that a man can trust ♫♪
random boredom 11 months ago
Vern has to clean up the driveway even after his death.
mbrahms26 11 months ago
That’s strange. Vern was her next door neighbor.
davewhamond creator 11 months ago
Well, to be fair, Vern always grated on people.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
He finally made an ash of himself for a good reason.
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
Patsnozzle would’ve loved this one! But he’s safe up in Tahoma National Cemetery. That’s okay. I have LOTS of rock salt. :)
Bleeb, you stay inside. You’re not dressed for that weather. Mind you, she’s a pretty good target. :)
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 11 months ago
Practicality wins the day.
T... 11 months ago
How low can you go John! D a m n! You win again! Bravo, Great One, Nice art…
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Very funny, and it works, which makes it funnier!
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago
A disembodied voice is heard to say, Ash her to stop!
raybarb44 11 months ago
He REALLY doesn’t care as would I. They are JUST ashes. Hopefully what he left behind were memories of good times, good gifts, good children, good experiences. Ashes are just ashes….
LoveBritTV Premium Member 11 months ago
Reminds me of a line in the first episode of Red Dwarf. All but one of the crew has been reduced to small piles of ash. It was joked by the computer, who’d been alone for three million years, that all they were good for now was to grit the path.