While I was working for the Postal Service, I delivered mail to a cemetery on one of the routes I did, which sometimes included cremains that were shipped via registered mail from a distant funeral home. When handling the packages, the containers in them sounded exactly like they were filled with loose gravel. In winter, we really did make jokes about using them on icy sidewalks and driveways, even to the cemetery workers who had to sign for them on delivery. Some of them even made the same joke to us.
He REALLY doesn’t care as would I. They are JUST ashes. Hopefully what he left behind were memories of good times, good gifts, good children, good experiences. Ashes are just ashes….
Reminds me of a line in the first episode of Red Dwarf. All but one of the crew has been reduced to small piles of ash. It was joked by the computer, who’d been alone for three million years, that all they were good for now was to grit the path.
charliefarmrhere about 1 year ago
Well hey, why not?
David_the_CAD about 1 year ago
He always was a gritty guy.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
Vern finally did something about that slippery front porch!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 1 year ago
Wow. That really made me laugh!
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Finally, Vern urns his keep.
TStyle78 about 1 year ago
Not sure if that works though.
eromlig about 1 year ago
Apparently Vern finally stopped smoking.
Zykoic about 1 year ago
Vern’s cremains find utility.
Bill The Nuke about 1 year ago
For once Vern would do something about the icy walkway.
angier3824 Premium Member about 1 year ago
LOL! Started my day with a good laugh!
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
While I was working for the Postal Service, I delivered mail to a cemetery on one of the routes I did, which sometimes included cremains that were shipped via registered mail from a distant funeral home. When handling the packages, the containers in them sounded exactly like they were filled with loose gravel. In winter, we really did make jokes about using them on icy sidewalks and driveways, even to the cemetery workers who had to sign for them on delivery. Some of them even made the same joke to us.
P51Strega about 1 year ago
She walked all over him in life, so why not?
walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago
Some people use cat litter, hopefully fresh.
jahays1 about 1 year ago
Vern is still helping around the house.
wongo about 1 year ago
Well at least Vern was finally good for something!
Dobie Premium Member about 1 year ago
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! That’s just wrong!
… ashes won’t melt ice! ㋡
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
I almost lost my mouthful of breakfast cereal! Ooh, talk about dark humor. I guess she really had it in for Vern.
Homerville Premium Member about 1 year ago
Vern would be proud that he could help her, even now.
Aficionado about 1 year ago
Hi, Bleeb!
geese28 about 1 year ago
He made her heart melt at some point so why not ice, lol?
basspro about 1 year ago
Better to spread the ash than fall on your “Ash.”
Dean Nelson Premium Member about 1 year ago
Stoop on the Stoop
jbduncan about 1 year ago
Good one John! Vern always did make an ash of himself.
PoodleGroomer about 1 year ago
Even death would not let him escape doing the sidewalk.
elvisgirl3 about 1 year ago
He always a Salty guy!
walstib Premium Member about 1 year ago
♪♫ Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, show me a woman that a man can trust ♫♪
random boredom about 1 year ago
Vern has to clean up the driveway even after his death.
mbrahms26 about 1 year ago
That’s strange. Vern was her next door neighbor.
davewhamond creator about 1 year ago
Well, to be fair, Vern always grated on people.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
He finally made an ash of himself for a good reason.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
Patsnozzle would’ve loved this one! But he’s safe up in Tahoma National Cemetery. That’s okay. I have LOTS of rock salt. :)
Bleeb, you stay inside. You’re not dressed for that weather. Mind you, she’s a pretty good target. :)
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago
Practicality wins the day.
T... about 1 year ago
How low can you go John! D a m n! You win again! Bravo, Great One, Nice art…
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Very funny, and it works, which makes it funnier!
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago
A disembodied voice is heard to say, Ash her to stop!
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
He REALLY doesn’t care as would I. They are JUST ashes. Hopefully what he left behind were memories of good times, good gifts, good children, good experiences. Ashes are just ashes….
LoveBritTV Premium Member about 1 year ago
Reminds me of a line in the first episode of Red Dwarf. All but one of the crew has been reduced to small piles of ash. It was joked by the computer, who’d been alone for three million years, that all they were good for now was to grit the path.