Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 08, 2023

You can’t unsee things like that

Oh boy. Did Aunt Edna ever have a big smile on her face.

I think I’m going to not look again.

How do think you got here? Cabbage leaves and storks?

I had an aunt like that, lively old bird she was, somewhat of a black sheep.

And now we know why retirement villages are 55+

Take a picture or it didn’t happen.

Birds do it, Bees do it / Even Elephant Seals from the seas do it …

Of course it was Aunt Edna. The family that plays together stays together, or hadn’t they noticed that Edna had been living with them since 2019, and it wasn’t because of COVID.

Penny?

Knock, knock, knock…

Penny?

Knock, knock, knock…

Penny?

Knock, knock, knock…

They must be practicing that old time religion. That’s why Aunt Edna keeps saying “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!”

When the little boy was in the park with his mother, he asked her what the two dogs were doing, tangled together. She explained that they were trying to make a puppy. That night, the child, walked in on his parents, who were engaged in adult conduct. He asked “what you’re doing?” and his dad said “we are trying to make you a little baby brother”. The child responded, Daddy, turn her over. I would rather have a puppy.

This is when eye bleach comes in handy…..

That is why there is a lock on the door to the master suite. “Mum, Dad, what are you doing in there? Are you having sex? EWWWWW”. “Don’t knock it, poppet. That is how we got you and your sister.”

Billy: Did you see that?

Sara: I took notes.

Johnny: I don’t think we’re going to get to church on time. They’re not even dressed yet.

That’s why it should be illegal for anyone over 30. /s

Aunt Edna was the lucky one….maybe?

Both of the cartoons merged together works.

Not Aunt Edna!!!

This one should come with a trigger warning. Argh the painful memories!

Some children have an aversion to education.

“Mom!?! Is that my inflatable * plug!? You said it was disgusting and you threw it out!”

“Knock knock knock Penny knock knock knock Penny knock knock knock Penny knock knock Penny.”

Sheldon explained he had done that ever since the time he came in and found his father in the arms of another woman.

The only question that remains is “Was Aunt Edna face up or face down?”

No harm done – no one’s getting Knocked Up