Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 02, 2023

Why not sourdough bread? That’s a lot better.

There was an early Ozy and Millie comic where Timulty said that pumpernickel rolls look like Avery’s feet. It was from an era before the characters were given proportions more appropriate to their respective species.

Like two professors collaborating on a project, it just… Doesn’t work very well.

No sky, no rye…then it’s bye, bye.

Ham on rye, sandwich staple!

I might like it better if they didn’t put anise/caraway seeds in it – what’s up with that??

What constellation does Phoebe’s freckles form?!

Phoebe has fine taste!

Following the bakery theme, her freckles are like that of a seeded bap…

My Grandma said “Bread is the staff of life” !

Sounds like rye humor.

A kid likes rye bread? I’m far from being a kid, and I don’t like it.

Not all intended compliments come across as such.. I seem to Excel at those. ÷/

That’s the first time I recall Marigold complimenting Phoebe’s appearance.

It’s going to be a really fun song.

That’s Amore

Include a lyric about her big horsebutt. Butt songs tend to do pretty well.