As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly, and I pray this arc “only” lasts 6 days. Also, Lillian drank all the rum, and now she has to tap into her emergency backup booze of White Claw.
Several years ago a couple families got together for a communal 4th of July party. Sort of thing where everyone brings something. One lady had bought some lemonade for the kids. Fortunately we noticed it was Mike’s before any got distributed (to the kids).
Go over to Aunty Acid’s house. She has plenty of Rum to spare, as well as Whiskey, Gin, Vodka, Vermouth, Scotch, Brandy, Tequila, Sake, Schnapps, Bourbon, Cognac, Absinthe, and White Lightning, to name just a few in her pantry.
wherescrankshaft 10 months ago
Where’s Crankshaft?
Bill Thompson 10 months ago
From the cabinet where most of us keep our assorted cleansers? Yeah, that lemon-scented Dran-o should be just the thing to silence her critics.
billsplut 10 months ago
As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly, and I pray this arc “only” lasts 6 days. Also, Lillian drank all the rum, and now she has to tap into her emergency backup booze of White Claw.
J.J. O'Malley 10 months ago
Wake the kids and phone the neighbors! Hilarity is about to ensue!
Kitty Queen 10 months ago
I love her! She always winds up doing goofy stuff.
charliefarmrhere 10 months ago
Crank will be so disappointed when he tries a lemon flavored one.
red_tape 10 months ago
sounds like the old bat has never heard of liquor stores & the Eternal Bottle of Rum appeared miraculously in her cabinet.
hubbard3188 10 months ago
no
Pongo ol’ Boy 10 months ago
I didn’t know Ms. Lillian made rum balls.
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Shirl Summ Premium Member 10 months ago
ewwwww
French Persons Premium Member 10 months ago
Ever heard of a liquor store?
nosirrom 10 months ago
Time to call BoozeDash.
derdave969 10 months ago
Several years ago a couple families got together for a communal 4th of July party. Sort of thing where everyone brings something. One lady had bought some lemonade for the kids. Fortunately we noticed it was Mike’s before any got distributed (to the kids).
DawnQuinn1 10 months ago
Remind me to NEVER try to eat anything she makes.
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
Be cheaper…….don’t tell them the secret ingredient.
dv1093 10 months ago
I substitute recipes all the time. Just yesterday I was making the cranberry sauce for TKgiving. I had to substitute apple juice for orange juice.
bookworm0812 10 months ago
That doesn’t sound very good.
ladykat 10 months ago
No! Go out and buy another bottle of rum!
Mopman 10 months ago
Let’s see. Will we have three days of rum ball suspense, culminating in her forgetting the cranberries on Thursday for the 20th Thanksgiving in a row?
j_m_kuehl 10 months ago
That sent shivers down my spine. Yetch
Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago
Go over to Aunty Acid’s house. She has plenty of Rum to spare, as well as Whiskey, Gin, Vodka, Vermouth, Scotch, Brandy, Tequila, Sake, Schnapps, Bourbon, Cognac, Absinthe, and White Lightning, to name just a few in her pantry.
lemonbaskt 10 months ago
another fossil week !!!
JudithStocker Premium Member 10 months ago
It just might give it a kick, Lillian!
tcayer 10 months ago
If only there were stores where you could go exchange money for rum!
Bill Thompson 10 months ago
Sweet mother of Hades, she’s going to run down to the liquor store, run home with her purchase and call herself a rumrunner.
AB9SS 10 months ago
5% to 10% Alcohol Lemon versus 40% (80 proof) Rum. This thing will never fly Orville!
Drbarb71 Premium Member 10 months ago
People will just throw them out. Her bad baking is notorious.
JPuzzleWhiz 10 months ago
“Ladies and Gentlemen — LET’S GET READY TO RUM BAL-L-L-L-L-L!”
WilliamVollmer 10 months ago
Lil, it might be an interesting change, or,not.
ToneeRhianRose 4 months ago
I’ve never had Rum Balls cause I don’t drink, but I’m sure Lemon Balls wouldn’t be the same.