The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 17, 2023

Hmm. He might be on to something there.

What if we added helium to beans?

There is, or was, a helium infused beer, and as you would expect it affected speech. Google the videos.

Would helium make the drink fizzy?

say, some 78% of our planet’s surface is non-carbonated water so technically,,,

You’ll sound like burping elves.

We’re off to see the wizard the wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Fizzy lifting drinks (see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)?

This is so stolen