The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 13, 2023

HE BREWS, nice name for a coffee shop.

And a cartridge in a bare tree.

You forgot the Leviticus Latte

Is Moses Mocha on the menu?!

Don’t order the Jehoshaphat. Too many calories and that stuff will clog your arteries.

“Just a cup of plain Joe. Do you have change for a Benjamin?”

Ah, the Heavenly Roast.

But skip the muffins. They haven’t baked a new batch since Methuselah was a teenager.

Deuteronomy donuts?

You don’t see a lot of zero dollar bills these days.

How does Moses prepare his tea? Hebrews it

Does that constitute a hate crime?

The expresso machine looks like R2D2

Catering the last breakfast? Picture that.

I can’t remember the last time I saw a $0 bill…

(groan) Taking a theme way too far.

That will be $6.66, please!

There used to be a beer brewed in Israel called HeBrews (in pseudo Hebrew letters). I guess only men can make the beer.

And for dinner, you can get Holy Macaroni!

Sent that to my church book club friends.

Be careful, Israel hot!!

How about Hebrews 7:24 rather than 24:7 … at least for we Christians?

The Last Coffee Run!

Oh Lord.

Jesus is downstairs walking on coffee again.

Coffee is too strong for me….tastes more like crappicinnos…

according to Mathew: 99:9

I used to get coffee at a place near my mother-in-law’s house, called Higher Grounds. The names of the drinks are ordinary, but the sizes are David or Goliath!

He said Jehova! Stone him!!

While there is no Hebrews 24:7 (since the book of Hebrews has only 13 chapters, it is interesting to read Hebrews 7:24 “Jesus maintains his priesthood permanently, because he continues forever.”

Ah, 12 coffees. One for each Disciple.

If the customer is one of the apostles, they will all be packed into the same car. A Honda. After all, we know they were all in one Accord.