When I go to the market by myself, I raid. I know exactly what I want and exactly which aisle has each item. I can be in and out in 5 minutes.
When I go with my wife, we play a game. She tells me to go get something and we then play “hide and seek.” Sometimes store personnel see me looking around and ask if they can hlep me find something. I tell them, “female, caucasian, 6 foot 1, gray hair, answers to the name …”
We’ve never been separated so long that her picture showed up on the milk cartons.
drbee about 1 year ago
A tad unclear on the concept….
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 1 year ago
You’ve already got it I see.
Direwolf about 1 year ago
She’s a minimal minimalist.
dflak about 1 year ago
When I go to the market by myself, I raid. I know exactly what I want and exactly which aisle has each item. I can be in and out in 5 minutes.
When I go with my wife, we play a game. She tells me to go get something and we then play “hide and seek.” Sometimes store personnel see me looking around and ask if they can hlep me find something. I tell them, “female, caucasian, 6 foot 1, gray hair, answers to the name …”
We’ve never been separated so long that her picture showed up on the milk cartons.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Then she should be able to get by with a tote bag.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
She’s got mini, mini things on her list.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Um, minimalists don’t use a cart. :)
wildlandwaters about 1 year ago
That’s quite a walk that fellow has!
KEA about 1 year ago
in general women go shopping, men go buy things. (I’m sure there are exceptions)