Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 14, 2023

And stop GHOSTING one another!!

He’s having ghoulfriend trouble.

Yeah. Moanday was yesterday.

Screaming is better than moaning.

Does saying “Oooo … Oooo” count as moaning?

…moaned the therapist.

you’ll always be my ….. BOO

sigh

Hmm he makes it seem moaning in marriage is a bad thing

Chain, Chain, Chain….Chain of Boos!

Great she’s rolling her eyes. Clearly she’s there in ectoplasm but not in spirit.

She’s too transparent in the relationship.

And they do it before noon. You know, in the moaning.

She’s sheeting on him.

Spittle, from a ghost? Why not? Vapor perhaps.

Is that George and Marion Kerby?

But if they cease, it won’t be incessant…

Don’t you push me, baby, ‘cause I’m moaning low…And I’ve got no chance of losing — this time!!

She’s been seen hanging out with Jacob Marley. That can really scrooge up their relationship.