Herman by Jim Unger for November 21, 2023

“That’s the only way we do them, Honey.”

“Yeah, I know, that’s why I didn’t bother to ask for them any other way.”

Grease is the Word!

That’s the yolks.

“Say … didn’t I see you in the stage version of ‘Grease’?”

It’s nice to be very, very old because extra buttery eggs make no friggin’ difference to longevity. H3ll, it makes cremation go faster!

Two eggs deep-fried in bacon grease.

Two greasy eggs, side of limp bacon, hash browns, a mug of Joe, and the key to the washroom.

I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten there…

I’ll just take it out to the parking lot. My car needs an oil change.

Okay … greasy is easy.

With a side order of burnt toast.

MMMMmmmm! Just like momma used to make!

Plato might have something to say about that. Oh wait, he’s from Greese.

I eat at a better class of diner. They fry their eggs in bacon fat instead of plain old grease.

Like my fishing buddy’s T-shirt: “Catch and release, into the grease”.

Been there, eaten that…

I like ’em sunny side up!

Lard have mercy..

Best way, fry them eggs in bacon fat.!!

Given her size, if she gives you a dirty look and ask what did you say, I recommend you respond over easy please.

There’s a reason they are called greasy spoons.

Another remark like that and they’ll be well overgreased.

Came home from church on Sunday, one egg, fried and bacon, fat, two pieces of bacon. Then fried bread. with the bacon. Bacon fat, that was the best breakfast all week. Rest of the week it was tea and toast. We were poor, but we were happy,

My favorite breakfast.

OK – to steal from an old joke: Waitress: “We can’t make them like that!” Customer: “I don’t see why not, that’s the way they came yesterday.” I’ll show myself out now…

Down at Greasy Lees. Who else remembers it from The Gong Show?