Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 27, 2023

GUI – the original Graphic User Interface

When my friends in college asked the spirits ‘how do we get more money?’, the ouija board replied ‘GUG’

Wait until the sentencing. D R A W N & Q U A R T …

He hasn’t a ghost of a chance.

Kangaroo court on a whole new spirit level.

They’re not friendly spirits.

He’d better hope the whole word isn’t “guillotine.”

Bullwinkle would be better than Ouija:

“Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.”

Well, the laws are much more lenient (or non-existent) if he’s a “Progressive”.

Religion is believing nonsense somebody else made up for you. Spirituality is believing nonsense you made up yourself. :-D

Bob was a trump lawyer. He got that makeup all over his suit.

When you are in clear violation of the letter of the law appealing to the spirit of the law may be of little value, as the spirits are now indicating.

Bob’s best hope is “guileless,” then plead for mercy.

There’s a game where a lawyer visits a country that communes with the spirits of the dead in their justice system. Turns out it’s VERY flawed as sometimes what the deceased last saw is misinterpreted (and even falsified by the deceased via suicide) and innocent parties are sent to jail/executed as a result.

It’s said that possession is 9/10 of the law, and that judge definitely looks possessed.

L … I … A … N — lock him up and throw away the key!

Graphical user interface?

If only it were this easy.

Now how do u spell gullible?

an LA psychic is being sued by an idaho detective after the psychic made multiple posts saying the professor was responsible for the 4 kids getting murdered in their beds and that the professor had an inappropriate relationship with one of them The psychic has NEVER been to idaho and has no physical evidence, but is upset that the court will not accept the word of her spirit guide and tarot cards.

It’s a good thing that Bob’s client already believes that orange is his color for wearing apparel.

Think that board will be used to select the next president? Buttercup is already the chief weirdo on the list but the list is getting weirder by the day.

It all depends on who took my spirit on his private jet to a cruise on his yacht.

Excellant!

wiley, you are priceless

Spirit of the law? You mean you can get liquid, alcoholic doughnuts now?

Also featured on today’s The Flying McCoys comic. Are Ouija boards making a comeback?

G-U-I-N-N-E-S-S,,. Court’s in recess, adjourn to the pub

Should have gone with “eenie meanie chilly beany… the spirits are about to speak!” or even “oops, wrong hat”.

And here the speculation hovers somewhere between “N-N-E-S-S” and “L-L-O-T-I-N-E”.

Come on, complete the verdict : “GUILTY, NOT”.

Spirits want a better Graphical User Interface!

What happened to DUH-man?

I would say “spirit of the law judge” not seeing how this relates to defense.

He never had a ghost of a chance.

Can’t wait to see how they appeal this.

Looks like a court with Trump on trial