Hmmm… no cries of “my spleen”, so probably not Winky. Maybe Ensign Kenny? Of course if they want the human equivalent of a T-Day turkey, it could only be Cliff. If it’s Pam, I know who’s going to be the main course on the RU Sirius. And it won’t be Pam.
If you wanted to do the equivalent you would have to be cooking a slow loris. And why would you do that? They have those big sad eyes. And are poisonous.
Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago
She just became pregnant. She’ll lay an egg in nine months.
GreasyOldTam 11 months ago
Hmmm… no cries of “my spleen”, so probably not Winky. Maybe Ensign Kenny? Of course if they want the human equivalent of a T-Day turkey, it could only be Cliff. If it’s Pam, I know who’s going to be the main course on the RU Sirius. And it won’t be Pam.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 11 months ago
Peace treaty? Pieces treaty!
mokspr Premium Member 11 months ago
I use to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers but I gave up cold turkey.
syzygy47 11 months ago
He never saw it coming, the poor baster (sic)
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
Tom’s been hot under the collar for a while now. We’ll know he’s done ranting when a little thermometer pops out of his chest.
geese28 11 months ago
gantech 11 months ago
♫ ♪ “Cold turkeyyyy has got meeee on the run…”♫ ♪
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
Get that baster away from me, who knows where that thing has been
old_geek 11 months ago
With what do you baste hoomans?
MeGoNow Premium Member 11 months ago
Sounds like Cliff. He’s packed with nutrition. And he gives you lots of drippings for gravy.
Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do you thing humanitarians eat?
Hello Sweetie 11 months ago
If you wanted to do the equivalent you would have to be cooking a slow loris. And why would you do that? They have those big sad eyes. And are poisonous.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
It’s the turkey’s fault, they keep saying gobble, gobble.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
We’re full of a natural chemicals, no health conscious turkey would think of eating us.
Stephen Gilberg 11 months ago
For a moment, I thought that was the turkey talking in panel 3.
Buckeye67 11 months ago
I think what we need to know is where that turkey stuck the baster. Given the look on Brewster’s face and his comment, I fear the worst.
Bilan 11 months ago
In space, noone can hear you gobble.