Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 22, 2023

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  12 months ago

    Bill Door.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago

    The warm reaper doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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    Superfrog  12 months ago

    As long as he’s buying.

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  12 months ago

    The Gin Reaper.

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    geese28  12 months ago

    Shhh it’s on his tab.

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    markkahler52  12 months ago

    …And when he wasn’t ""reaking!"

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    KenDHoward1  12 months ago

    If you’re acquainted with the musings of the late Sir Terry Pratchett, having a drink with Death is not such a bad experience … Ya might even live through it! … ;)

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    EmmettWayne  12 months ago

    Pipe down Charlie. You are having a ‘near death’ experience that others would love to be having right now.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 12 months ago

    Dead drunk?

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    b.john71  12 months ago

    Is he your designated driver?

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    dsom8  12 months ago

    See if you can leave before “last call.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    That Reaper’s outta scythe!!

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    Lablubber   12 months ago

    “And if you liked that joke, this one will kill ya…”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 months ago

    If you’re going to have to die, better to do so while feeling no pain.

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    ekke  12 months ago

    Just wait until he changes into an ag-green cowl and calls himself the “Deere Reaper”!

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