Bill Door.
The warm reaper doesn’t have the same ring to it.
As long as he’s buying.
The Gin Reaper.
Shhh it’s on his tab.
…And when he wasn’t ""reaking!"
If you’re acquainted with the musings of the late Sir Terry Pratchett, having a drink with Death is not such a bad experience … Ya might even live through it! … ;)
Pipe down Charlie. You are having a ‘near death’ experience that others would love to be having right now.
Dead drunk?
Is he your designated driver?
See if you can leave before “last call.”
That Reaper’s outta scythe!!
“And if you liked that joke, this one will kill ya…”
If you’re going to have to die, better to do so while feeling no pain.
Just wait until he changes into an ag-green cowl and calls himself the “Deere Reaper”!
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] 12 months ago
Bill Door.
Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago
The warm reaper doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Superfrog 12 months ago
As long as he’s buying.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT 12 months ago
The Gin Reaper.
geese28 12 months ago
Shhh it’s on his tab.
markkahler52 12 months ago
…And when he wasn’t ""reaking!"
KenDHoward1 12 months ago
If you’re acquainted with the musings of the late Sir Terry Pratchett, having a drink with Death is not such a bad experience … Ya might even live through it! … ;)
EmmettWayne 12 months ago
Pipe down Charlie. You are having a ‘near death’ experience that others would love to be having right now.
Jeffin Premium Member 12 months ago
Dead drunk?
b.john71 12 months ago
Is he your designated driver?
dsom8 12 months ago
See if you can leave before “last call.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
That Reaper’s outta scythe!!
Lablubber 12 months ago
“And if you liked that joke, this one will kill ya…”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 months ago
If you’re going to have to die, better to do so while feeling no pain.
ekke 12 months ago
Just wait until he changes into an ag-green cowl and calls himself the “Deere Reaper”!