Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 02, 2023

He looks a little flushed

The other one looks like he is foaming at the mouth — maybe rabid?

Nice beer foam mustache.

“I’ll have ‘Eau de toilet’ please. "

Except for my late pug, all my dogs have been mutts. They usually make the best pets.

Oh boy! It’s National Poke Fun at Bartenders Day! Let the bartender jokes begin!

A duck flies into a bar, lands right in front of the bartender and says:

“Got any duck tape?”

The bewildered bartender says: “you mean duct tape, but…NO!” and the duck flies out.

The duck flies back in an hour later and says again:

“Got any duck tape?”

The now angered bartender says: “no, now get outa here before I nail your little webbed feet to the bar and use you as my personal punching bag!!” … and the duck flies out.

The duck flies back in an hour later, and asks the bartender:

“Got any nails?”

The bartender says: “no!”

The duck says: “Good! …got any duck tape?”

The drink in the toilet is yellow — hopefully….

Time for Spuds MacKenzie to make an appearance.

Does anyone still drink Red Dog beer or Hair of the Dog brew?

Ah…toilet water…(isn’t that perfume??)

Don’t forget to leave the lid up…. burp

When is National Jeff Day? d;o)

Bartenders and dogs all rolled together. Sounds like the makings of a Country Western hit.

At least doggy doesn’t have to run to the bathroom after a few.

I’ll have another …!

( bartender to dung beetle: “come in, pick a stool” )

I gotta have a serious talk with my bartender. Oh. Wait. That’s me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! burp. Never mind. :)

Oh, no! Everyone knows you should drink more than one toilet full!

cheers!