Close to Home by John McPherson for December 02, 2023

It’s as large as it can be and still fit under a coach-class seat.

Fits easily in a carry-on.

Travail-size.

It’s the size of a lunch box that I had in the fourth grade.

They’ll still charge you a fee for it when you board the plane.

Another fine K-Tel product!

Coming soon… wallet-sized luggage!

For Munchkins and midgets.

Next month’s guidelines will show they are too large.

For that vacation to Lilliput and Blefuscu…

Bleeb! Buddy! You seem to have finally put yourself in a position that has potential!! Now. just be patient.

Ooh! Looks like they’ll hold two pair of socks!

Possibly meaning you cannot afford to go anywhere…except to the bathroom.

This one is a gem!

Aka a women’s purse

You might be able to fit some spare charge.

Very clever, good one John.

It’s special this Christmas…Valise Navidad!!

Is that like fun-size Halloween candy?

For travel to nudist colonies…

Fine, if you’re going to a nudist resort.

Thats coming next. More paying passengers and less luggage.

I showed this cartoon to my wife and—-after she laughed—-she remarked that she loved that the woman’s purse is better than the luggage.

but luggages is used for travel so it is already by definition travel-sized