Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 02, 2023

Gee, maybe this’ll push him over the edge and he’ll actually find and keep a job. Just to pay for his boozing, that is.

There’s that pot again…..

You snooze, you lose.

Well try next time Andy.

If Capp bums money from Dennis Dickens, the latter can write an updated version of “Bleak House”.

Timing is everything, Flo.

I guess you’re staying home tonight, Andy.

Such a bunch of free loaders, I know a few people like Andy

A pecking order among scroungers?

And the curtains remind me of the corncob ones from the Simpsons!

Andy’s a day late, and a borrowed dollar short.

That’s ended better than I expected, I was expecting something like “he died last week”.

The Count thought it was Fat Ollie and Skinny Stan?

Flo said go to the Dickens but Andy already there…

Dennis has got to be either really generous or really stupid if he’s willing to lend money to Andy. (Maybe both.)

That’s what you get (or don’t get) for being a bone-idle layabout on the couch all day.

Surprised Andy you did not beat fat Stan

I know! I’ll get a job so I can pay my way! Oh God, what was I thinking????