Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 01, 2023

They “be headed” in the wrong direction.

My wife actually did that accidentally to our previous cat many years ago. That garage door didn’t have a magic safety eye like the one we have now.

Yiiiiiii!! Slo-mo guillotine.

Thankfully that door would not descend fully, there are safety features now. Also thankfully, this is a cartoon.

Dominion has a Dark Ages expansion. But the guillotine was more a symbol of the French Revolution.

One of them will be back in the house a bit later on.

A quick google search shows 20,000 garage door injuries a year. I saw it said 43 children killed between 1982-89.

What a revolutionary use of a garage door!

Aux armes, citoyens Formez vos bataillons Marchons, marchons!

Last words: “Let them eat my birthday cake”

That’s why they made those pesky laser light beam safety devices.. that wont let you close the door in a snow storm.. or windy day.

Modern day Addams Family.

Uh buoy… hopefully it’s on the lightest setting… otherwise this ain’t gonna work out well!

This seems poorly-executed.

This is why the don’t teach kids history anymore.

Hope it’s got a detector….aaaaacckk

You axed for it!

Looks more like “La Terreur!”