Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 27, 2023

The name’s Sam. Sam the Ham.

Missing wolf? Or is it the boy who cried wolf that is missing?

Shouldn’t the sign read private nose then?

The trouble with truffles is that they aren’t really trifles.

Ah, yes; the Trouble with Tribbles.

That’s one pig dick.

I’m sure you get a lot of business doing that.

It’s snout how she’d hoped things would go.

If yer talkin’ ‘bout the chocolate kind, you’re hired!

And then I make them disappear.