Garfield by Jim Davis for January 05, 2024

I don’t think Garfield gets worse every day.

Garfield looks the same every day

Some people age like fine wine, then there are those that age like milk. Sour and chunky!

Every other 7 years

Just remember you are are now the oldest that you have ever been.

And now you are even older.

And now you are even older. . .

Getting better at looking at what?

Quick, change the subject, Arlene!

Well you is certainly lose lotsa weight since 1980s.

You do look a look a little slimmer than 451/2 years ago, but your head has gotten bigger.

as my dad would say, I’m thinking.

I could say it, but then I’d have to break my new resolution about being honest. You wouldn’t want that would you?

Yes. But, on the other hand, my eyesight is getting worse…….

Just think of something romantic.

Every year?

Arlene is not convinced that Garfield gets better looking every day.

Mac Davis did

Every other month?

Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble, and perfect in everyway, I can’t stand to look in the mirror, cause I get better lookin each day :)

Not many things age well except wine, cheese and antiques.

It’s a process Garfield, it’s a process.

Arlene trying to find a diplomatic way of answering that question…if she can!

Once a week or so.

No but he does get fatter every day.

Like I said, Garfield’s a hypocrite; he makes fun of Jon whenever he asks Liz these questions, yet when he’s around Arlene, he’s no more better than Jon is.

Arlene.exe just crashed…reboot in progress. Please wait.

If he’s fishing for a compliment, he better move to a better spot.

Buy her a few rounds of catnip then ask again.

He is definitely looking better now than back in 1978.

Well… he has technically gotten thinner since the 70’s.

Garfield is starting to act like Dennis from it is always sunny in Philadelphia

In court this would be objected to as leading the witness

How can you, Garfield, possibly get any better looking?

On my computer the Garfield avatar has replaced most of the avatar for the other strips???

Finally a trap for the other half, like “Does this dress make me look fat?”.

Hey Arlene, when was the last time Garfield gave YOU a compliment?

why is Garfield’s picture on all of the comic titles today?

Garfield only loves two things himself and food

Please stop before you get to “any other day?”

What’s with all the Garfield pix on the A-Z comic title page??

If you can’t say something nice…

When relationships are tested.

Fishing for compliments is a risky business, Garfield.

Every other -day

Garfield I mean…you have lost weight because you were really fat back than…now not that much but still you fat