Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 30, 2023

Narnia?

My little pony?

I thought he had a hook on his hoof for a moment.

On his way to the Dark Side to pick up Horace!

“Sir”? That seems presumptuous.

A fantasy world invented by a 5-year old girl with an overactive imagination.

“I thought if I batted my eyelashes, you’d let me go, officer. I once read something to the effect that All Cops Are Bronies.”

“Please step out of the car, sir.”

I’ll let you go when pigs fly

Bro have you seen “Alice in Woderland”?

If you have to ask,….

He’s a maga.

What mushroom pizza did the cop eat?

Ummmm you really don’t know?

Congress.

Hey! It worked in Scotland.

Ah Officer, you’re the one seeing unicorns.

He must have mythed the sign.