Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 27, 2023

Knighty whities.

I’m ready to kill a dragon, but please … not a spider!!!

Y-fronts, right.

Ugh why do women do this right when a guy wants to relax?

I know spiders are useful, but they still give me the screaming meemies!

No thanks, I already eight.

Prince Valiant…the retirement years.

Sir-Drinks-A-Lot can’t be bothered….

Something about a guy in metal armor drinking from a can…

Bring the lance. It’s a big one.

I like spiders and would never kill one. Centipedes, however…

He’s taken the knight off.

Sir Lazelot

Why is he wearing his knight-shirt during dinner?

Nay. Tis a job for Sir Orkin.

It looks like he won’t be Tristan the night away.

One look at him and the spider will run off screaming! :)

She reminds me of a GaliHad.

There’s always a backstory…

My wife can say the same thing in one long loud scream.