Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 13, 2023

That must be an Ent horse!

Lucy has little colts!

Probably met up with Santa’s reindeer.

Her moose boyfriend again?

Are the reindeer teaching her to fly as a sub?

A mating ritual?

Good “GASP”!

I’m holding my breath in anticipation, please hurry.

Is Lucy a closet unicorn?

Wow! Is it tomorrow yet?

Based on Danae’s expression, I’m guessing Lucy is underneath one of Santa’s reindeer. But, surely this isn’t that kind of comic, right?

Lucy and Bullwinkle, at a campfire, enjoying smores and snuggles.

It’s a Myron Floren Polka Party!!

Or not.

Paddock muffins…snort.:)

I know my spine is tingling.

Lucy and Rudolph sitting in a tree . . .

There’s a limit to how many captions with tiny letters I’m willing to read.

Never ski over those ‘muffins’.

I predict she’s leading Santa’s sled.

If I saw the shadow of a tree moving, I think I’d have gone the other way.

“Hey! Cut that out!” — Tommy Smothers

Playing Twister with the moose and a unicorn?

“Paddock muffins” =snork=

Lucy is really “Louis”.

Lucy Goosey?

I hope there’s a good payoff to this

Lucy leads a double life. IN secret, she is Swamp Thingy!

Wait! Lucy is a pygmy Clydesdale….maybe a pygmy Budweiser wagon needs to help pulling it somewhere, for a holiday delivery .

Santa Claus??

Thot is plickening

Danae is the best, most unpredictable character, and I’m eternally grateful she wasn’t my child.

Shaggin’ up with Rudolph? Would explain the moving shadows.

Is Lucy gettin’ herself a bit of the ol’ reindeer stuff?

I bet Lucy has joined the Reindeer Games.

“Lucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do.”