Herman by Jim Unger for December 31, 2023

Reminds me of an old Gallagher routine.

Unfortunately I could not find it on youtube.

LMAO!!!!

Their rent is $400‽

Good. A nice warm coat. So you won’t freeze when you’re living on the street.

She: “Oh, boo hoo hoo. When we got marrried, you said although we didn’t have much money, we would Live on Love!”

He: “So go to the Bank and ask for a loan of $400 worth of Love!”

My ex was a sale freak and would buy stuff just cause it was on sale. She gave me the “Look how much I saved,” routine one time. I got up and put on my coat, she asked me where I was going? I told here BMW’s are on sale, I can save $10,000!! May be I’ll get two!

Hope everyone has a happy and prosperous new year!

Sound like something Geech would do.

Another OLD joke.

Son: Dad, I ran home behind the bus and saved the fare.

Dad: You fool, if you ran home behind a cab, you would have saved even more.

My dad always said ‘You didn’t save anything because you don’t have the money in your hand…

The grocery store tells me how much I’ve saved by buying “sale items”. I then heck to see what’s I got “for free”

Oh the rent…….!

Don’t give her any ideas…..

Economics get confusing at this high level.

Now, just buying one coat will save you $400

That’s “girl math”.

The Canadian consumer TV show Marketplace had, in the 70’s, an iconic theme song by the great Stompin’ Tom Conners with the refrain:

Oh, yes we are the people

Running in the race,

Buying up the bargains in the old marketplace,

Another sale on something,

We’ll buy it while it’s hot

And save a lot of money spending money we don’t got

We’ll save a lot of money spending money we don’t got

there was a Burns and Allen routine where she was talking about how much money she saved buying dog food on sale. Burns replied that they didn’t even own a dog and her response was that with all the money she saved on the dog food they could afford to buy a dog.

My dear sir, what is YOUR contribution to this month’s rent? You live there too.

My sister used to claim that, if she bought something at 1/2 off, she bought it with the half she saved.

400 for rent?? Where do they live? A garbage dumpster??