Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 09, 2023

IVS, why do I expect a new drug to be advertised on TV?

He’s gonna be feeling woozy for a spell.

Another one alluding to PBS? See Argyle Sweater today.

Love Ralph’s comment!

Too much words soup can cause indigestion.

Is that Captain Kirk in the armchair?

Just watch the vowel language.

He’s probably ‘inconsonant’ too.

Got to have a few rolling "R"s to accompany those vowels.

Alphagetti? Did Chef Boyardee come out with sump’n new that nobody told me about?!

IVS is what you get when you are playing Scrabble and all you get are vowels. There is no cure.

LMAO!

Absolutely hysterical! ☺️☺️☺️☺️

You overdid it by just a tad, didn’t you?

Cramming for a spelling test?

I.V.S. irritable vowel symbol?

I figured out my wife was feeding me alphabet soup so she could put words in my mouth. I never said that!

Could be worse. He could have also eaten canned corn and black beans.

TIL Dabe W. is Canadian. In USA the joke would have been SpaghettiOs.

Oh, my, but that’s fun!

Vowel movement is better than consonantpation.

Those curse words forming in his stomach would be banned in Florida.

Time to sue Chef Boyardee!

Letter ripppp!

Go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and letter rip!!

That is consonant with such an unbalanced diet.

He’ll be spouting word salad.

Missed the “H” in that product name. They way it’s spelled, it’s “alfa-jetty.”

May I recommend the bulimic solution?