Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 22, 2023

You can’t have too many Santas…..

And then there’s elf service.

I don’t recall ever doing that.

Perfect! I just want a $2000 lens from Santa, so I’ll take the express aisle.

I figured it was a regular Santa and one decafe.

Fewer

It’s a given that someone will get in the 6 request line with 10 requests…

self check out santa?

Is the express Santa thinner?

Dingle’s had been toying with the idea for some time.

Can they spare another Santa for the “walk-by” World Peace requests?

Gary and Susie, thank you for saying “less” instead of “fewer”! LOL

New marketing. ( • ᴗ – )

Express Santa’s gonna be kinda lonely…

The express Santa will be lucky to get two kids per day.

Is there going to be a self-serving Santa as well?