Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 11, 2023

This elf plays tough!

I’m betting they’re going to do this the hard way.

Tooth fairies are real, but they don’t give you money for teeth, and if would be homophobic to explain their existence.

Toothfairys always pack a full set of extraction aids.

I’m not sure this was a well thought out plan, elf, now they know that Santa is confirmed existing. Also tooth fairy confirmed.

Well at least we’ll have money for presents

Call me sick but I want that elf beaten up and gone. And if this is how Santa treats kids, he’s not worth believing in but that should be their choice

I will say I am enjoying this arc.

This plan wasn’t well thought out. I’m still going to say the way to do it would be to convince the boys that they are on the permanent naughty list, with no chance for a review or revisal. That would play to what they already know.

WHOA!! Is that elf threatening violence against children?!

Why would Santa Claus want kids to stop believing in him?

Left right left, left right left…

he prefers to be called “The Molinator” !

“Nice teeth ya’ got there, be a shame if sumpin’ happened to ’em…”

Yep. The Tooth Fairy’ll come and knock a few of those loose for ya.

Uh-oh. I got a tooth fairy riff coming up in my strip next week. Everybody! I am NOT doing next weeks strips NOW! I did them a MONTH ago! I DID NOT rip off Tauhid’s strip today. Not so far as any lawyer could ever prove, anyhow, so let it go, people.

A deleted scene from Marathon Elf.

Keep your mouth shut and nobody gets hurt.

Dawn you now your gay apparel…and knock out a couple teeth!!

And then have that dude from MythTickle (12-8) eat this little guy right UP!!

My first day reading this strip. I’ve added it to my favorites!

Oddly, there’s been a very similar story arc on Brewster Rockit, last week. (Only his Tooth Fairy was a sort of ogre.)

This is what Miles gets for initiating a program of good dental hygiene practices?

Walk quietly and carry a big forceps. Who knew the Tooth Fairy was the heavy? I might have suspected the Easter Bunny, but not the Tooth Fairy.

This guy was sent by the Anti-Santa, EVIL!