Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 06, 2023

“I’ve never “bean” so cool!"

Don’t eat them, then. It would be like cannibalism.

Does the can have a warning label that says “Do not Microwave”.

How long had that can of cool beans been in the back of Marigold’s closet?

I remember Dakota telling Phoebe that interest in unicorns had become cool and Phoebe asking, “Does that mean I’ve always been cool?” Dakota replied, “No one who is really cool has ever asked that.”

If she plants them does a giant beanstalk start growing?

Marigold must’ve manifested a can opener.

Cool beans, Phoebe!

…They’re Phoebeans?

So eat ’em and see what kind of cool things happen…

Me, I’m ordinary beanness all the way down.

…yay?

To make them really cool, you need to keep them in the refrigerator.

why is she looking at us like that?

Yes you are young lady; yes you are indeed……

Pheebs is so uncool that she’s cool. Full circle.

Phebs is the coolest!