Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 09, 2023

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    seanfear  11 months ago

    I’m ready to donate my own anxiety in case she accepts donations…

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    einarbt  11 months ago

    Change Trout’s name to Anxiety and a lot of things start to fall in place.

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    JLChi  11 months ago

    I would really worry if I didn’t have anything to worry about.

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    snsurone76  11 months ago

    Trout is a “friend”?? Could have fooled me!!

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    The Orange Mailman  11 months ago

    Hello Worry my old friend

    Commiseration strikes again

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    Differentname  11 months ago

    “Been down so long, it looks like up to me.”

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    Fishenguy Premium Member 11 months ago

    Anxiety and worry left me on the day I retired! Couldn’t be any happier or worry free than I am now! December 4, 2020!

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    christelisbetty  11 months ago

    Sweet Misery, she loves company; if you are in a crowd or all alone.

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    mindjob  11 months ago

    Her new old friend will be those anxiety meds

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago

    Agnes unwittingly puts her finger on why many depressed people find it hard to go get help. Although they’re miserable they’re also comfortable in the only reality they know and they’re afraid of change.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    Who needs therapy when we have Agnes?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Between the Anxiety a t Trout, I can see why Agnes seems to feel more safe with the former.

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    gopher gofer  11 months ago

    trout is anxious about agnes’s anxiety…

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  11 months ago

    “Finger on the Button”

    “I have appointed me the captain of my destiny

    And proclaimed myself the pilot of my soul

    But my mind remains uneasy cause the rest of me

    Depends on someone I don’t even know

    May the man who has his finger on the button have a lovely day today

    Hope nothing hangs him up or ticks him off or bums him out in any way

    Lord help him keep his cool cause he could pull the final curtain on my play

    May the man who has his finger on the button have a lovely day today

    I can recall when only God could start the world anew

    He who left his babies wasted on the shore

    But now that man could have the last word if he wanted toGod ain’t such a bad dude anymore

    May the man who has his finger on the button have a lovely night tonight

    Hope he’s got himself a honey who knows what to do and I hope she does it right

    And in my heart I know you won’t go bananas and again he might

    May the man who has his finger on the button have a lovely night tonight

    May the man who has his finger

    Send him over anything he wants give him a sixpack of beer

    Give him my old lady my girl friend"

    As sung by Bobby Bare

    (Back then it was mostly a joke.)

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