Half Full by Maria Scrivan for November 27, 2023

Maybe you could put an AirTag on them—-if you ever find them.

You’re looking at the right place.

Maria must be related to Gumby.

Long arms.

Her long arms would come in handy for short-arm inspections.

Does she really need her glasses (especially if she can read from that distance)?

Do her arms extend (and shorten) or are they just that long (all the time)? Can she bend her arms? Does she have elbows?

Join the club

My head is always the first place I look

But she’s the top player on her bowling team.

She doesn’t see how touching her toes is supposed to be a challenge.

Take a selfie.

The FIRST place to look is in the mirror. Then start the “great search” of ALL the other places. Don’t forget “in the car”…

I saw my son-in-law yesterday reading his phone at arm’s length and my daughter said that he’s realized that he’ll be needing glasses soon if not now!

She’s going to need that laser arm surgery.

She’ll find them when she takes a selfie.