Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 06, 2023

The kid’s going to be a currency trader someday!!

1 molar = 1 dolar

For a few dollars more eh kid? By does you knows the good the bad and the ugly side of tooths trading?

When you’re a kid, you don’t realize yet that one goal in life is to reach the end with all your natural teeth

One thing: Addressing the Elephant In the Room, WHERE the heck does the kid’s fallen teeth go, if he is constantly wearing that helmet 24/7?

Don’t accept BitCoin. Actually, shouldn’t that be BiteCoin?

“You can’t handle the tooth!”

Wow, Tim is really getting his teeth into this…

A molar today, a spleen tomorrow… Let’s hope the good Dr. can grow you a new one.

Chewbucca

He never takes his helmet off, thus he never eats. He doesn’t need the teeth

A molar of teeth is worth (6.02 * 10 to the 23rd power) grams, I think. It’s been a while since I studied chemistry.

Negotiable bidding bicuspids

No wonder your business bites, you use bitcoins.

No cash. No teeth.

1 Bitcoin per tooth? That’s a great deal. You could give him all of your teeth, buy dentures and still have enough to buy a house.