“All right! Listen up! ALL youz monsters & imaginary critters are now going to LEAVE MY ROOM! Youz iz NOT welcome here no more!!! And if I hafta call my Mom, she will blast you to pieces so small, an atom will look like Jupiter!!!”
That explains everything! The argument between the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman and fear of the thing under my bed, have been keeping me awake all these years. I always thought it was the Tax collector?
The Tooth Fairy is on a tight schedule. It would probably grab the bag of sand, smack the monster in the mouth, grab a couple of teeth, toss the sand bag to Sandman and let he and the monster fight while escaping.
Technically the monster under the bed was there first, but hey, there’s a logical solution. The Sandman puts him to sleep, then Tooth fairy can make the extraction, and bed monster can have what’s left. Understand bed monster, you my incur the wrath of Pam.
Imagine 9 months ago
We saw this coming.
Shadowbat 9 months ago
The party will start when Krampus shows up.
Captain Colorado 9 months ago
Wait until the Potty Monkey from “Gray Matters” shows up.
Ratkin Premium Member 9 months ago
They’ve got a lot of exspleening to do.
STEPUP 9 months ago
There should be a pecking order amongst them!!!
enigmamz 9 months ago
Just keep the helmet on!!!!
Astronut 9 months ago
Why not put sand in the eyes of the monsters, and harvest THEIR teeth?
momofalex7 9 months ago
You’d sleep better if you took the helmet off.
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
Next up: things get complicated.
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
I hope these are all real characters, but I suspect he’s actually asleep and this is just a weird dream.
LadyPeterW 9 months ago
“All right! Listen up! ALL youz monsters & imaginary critters are now going to LEAVE MY ROOM! Youz iz NOT welcome here no more!!! And if I hafta call my Mom, she will blast you to pieces so small, an atom will look like Jupiter!!!”
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
I’d say, “Pleasant dreams,” but it looks like you’re already having a nightmare.
Alverant 9 months ago
You need a fireplace poker.
ChessPirate 9 months ago
Do not open the Closet…
MollyCat 9 months ago
Time to move on, Tim
blakerl 9 months ago
That explains everything! The argument between the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman and fear of the thing under my bed, have been keeping me awake all these years. I always thought it was the Tax collector?
Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago
That monster doesn’t look like a tooth fairy. I always thougt that the tooth fairy was a gay dentist.
royq27 9 months ago
It’s a quorum!
Ermine Notyours 9 months ago
Time for Sully or someone else from Monsters Inc. to show up.
trainnut1956 9 months ago
Not to mention that his sister is waiting in the wings to put his hand in a pan of warm water as soon as he falls asleep….
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Ha! It’s wonderful to be wanted.
Bilan 9 months ago
And with a sudden flick of the wrist, the Sand Man flings his sand at both the Tooth Fairy and the Monster – He wins!
Buckeye67 9 months ago
The closet occupant hasn’t been heard from yet either.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
The Tooth Fairy is on a tight schedule. It would probably grab the bag of sand, smack the monster in the mouth, grab a couple of teeth, toss the sand bag to Sandman and let he and the monster fight while escaping.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
Technically the monster under the bed was there first, but hey, there’s a logical solution. The Sandman puts him to sleep, then Tooth fairy can make the extraction, and bed monster can have what’s left. Understand bed monster, you my incur the wrath of Pam.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 9 months ago
Monsters don’t really need teeth do they? They can gum you as well as chomp you.
geese28 9 months ago
sigh and here I am still waiting on a full size Tinkerbell to wake me up :)
Scott S 9 months ago
Calvin would be vaporizing all of them with his Spaceman Spiff ray-gun!
eb110americana 9 months ago
That’s it. No more pizza right before bedtime!
norphos 9 months ago
OK Pam, time to come in and kick some butt.
Withan 8 months ago
Is Elf on a Shelf watching this whole fiasco?