Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 08, 2023

We saw this coming.

The party will start when Krampus shows up.

Wait until the Potty Monkey from “Gray Matters” shows up.

They’ve got a lot of exspleening to do.

There should be a pecking order amongst them!!!

Just keep the helmet on!!!!

Why not put sand in the eyes of the monsters, and harvest THEIR teeth?

You’d sleep better if you took the helmet off.

Next up: things get complicated.

I hope these are all real characters, but I suspect he’s actually asleep and this is just a weird dream.

“All right! Listen up! ALL youz monsters & imaginary critters are now going to LEAVE MY ROOM! Youz iz NOT welcome here no more!!! And if I hafta call my Mom, she will blast you to pieces so small, an atom will look like Jupiter!!!”

I’d say, “Pleasant dreams,” but it looks like you’re already having a nightmare.

You need a fireplace poker.

Do not open the Closet…

Time to move on, Tim

That explains everything! The argument between the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman and fear of the thing under my bed, have been keeping me awake all these years. I always thought it was the Tax collector?

That monster doesn’t look like a tooth fairy. I always thougt that the tooth fairy was a gay dentist.

It’s a quorum!

Time for Sully or someone else from Monsters Inc. to show up.

Not to mention that his sister is waiting in the wings to put his hand in a pan of warm water as soon as he falls asleep….

Ha! It’s wonderful to be wanted.

And with a sudden flick of the wrist, the Sand Man flings his sand at both the Tooth Fairy and the Monster – He wins!

The closet occupant hasn’t been heard from yet either.

The Tooth Fairy is on a tight schedule. It would probably grab the bag of sand, smack the monster in the mouth, grab a couple of teeth, toss the sand bag to Sandman and let he and the monster fight while escaping.

Technically the monster under the bed was there first, but hey, there’s a logical solution. The Sandman puts him to sleep, then Tooth fairy can make the extraction, and bed monster can have what’s left. Understand bed monster, you my incur the wrath of Pam.

Monsters don’t really need teeth do they? They can gum you as well as chomp you.

sigh and here I am still waiting on a full size Tinkerbell to wake me up :)

Calvin would be vaporizing all of them with his Spaceman Spiff ray-gun!

That’s it. No more pizza right before bedtime!

OK Pam, time to come in and kick some butt.

Is Elf on a Shelf watching this whole fiasco?