I’ve been a vegetarian since ‘73. There are a lot of good vegetarian meat-like products out there. My wife wasn’t a vegetarian, but she enjoyed quite a few of those as well… vegetarian burgers, chicken patties, hot dogs, bologna and breakfast sausages were her favorites.
That’s because Jon bought the wrong brand, Garfield. I’ve bought some that really do taste VERY CLOSE to the real deal. Season it right (Don’t argue: We all add some, even ketchup, which is a liquid seasoning), and you got a healthy alternative when the doc orders you to eat better.
Some of the veggie burgers are really quite good. Until the stores stopped stocking them, the best was a chipotle burger by Gardein. It was my favorite Saturday meal.
When I went vegan 40 years ago, Garfield would have been right. Today, I make my own that don’t taste like beef but are delicious and way healthier than eating dead cow flesh. If I get nostalgic for a “real” burger I go to Burger King and get an Impossible burger.
I have no idea why people would want to make vegetable matter taste like meat. If you like vegetables and don’t want to eat meat, why try to eat something that tastes like meat? If you’re hungry for meat, you might just be craving the kinds of proteins that are in the meat because that’s what humans are designed for. Just eat meat and give your body what it needs.
Several years ago I developed a heart murmur. to treat it I went vegetarian for a year and a half. Cleaned out all my arteries and veins, and my diabetes went away. No hjelp with the heart valve, Turned out it was scar tissue from rheumatics disease. What I did discover is that they now have all kinds of substitutes that are really good.
codycab 11 months ago
Garfield the food critic.
Clarence 11 months ago
The patty looks like yarn
oldpine52 11 months ago
Yes, it taste just like meat…if you’ve never tasted meat before.
Wilde Bill 11 months ago
Green meat? Where’d you get it? An Arizona prison?
suv2000 11 months ago
Don’t give me grass clippings and tell me it’s taste like beef I want my beef fresh off the cow
Kaputnik 11 months ago
I’ve tried a couple of plant based burgers that were edible. They tasted nothing like meat, but they were edible.
David_the_CAD 11 months ago
Cows eat grass to make meat, so I guess you are just eating the grass and cutting out the middle man?
Actually there are several vegetable patties that I like, but the ones I like have flavor of their own and do not try to be meat.
comic4matt 11 months ago
Garfield! That insult toward cardboard was uncalled for…
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
Spot on, Garfield!
Asharah 11 months ago
Cats shouldn’t eat vegan, it’s bad for them.
Indiana Guy 11 months ago
I’ve been a vegetarian since ‘73. There are a lot of good vegetarian meat-like products out there. My wife wasn’t a vegetarian, but she enjoyed quite a few of those as well… vegetarian burgers, chicken patties, hot dogs, bologna and breakfast sausages were her favorites.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 11 months ago
When I see cattle growing on trees I “might” try eating a plant-based burger.
BigDaveGlass 11 months ago
At least you actually get to eat a meal in peace, Jon……
Mediatech 11 months ago
You mean like those disk shapes masses of indefinable material that Mcdonalds serves up on a daily basis.
BenGMan 11 months ago
They’re tasty.
Garfield Fan 1949 11 months ago
Garfield would not touch a soy burger, too much estrogen could interact badly whit his enormous amount of Ghrelin hormone (or give him knockers).
cracker65 11 months ago
Well little Ceasars pizza tastes like cardboard.
2AndFour 11 months ago
Always trust Garfield’s wisdom.
Wren Fahel 11 months ago
Veggie burgers don’t taste like wet cardboard! They taste like wet grass. Get it right!
jagedlo 11 months ago
I wouldn’t know…I haven’t had either…
elbow macaroni 11 months ago
Lazy cliche.
Man of the Woods 11 months ago
I’ve never had an artificial Burger before so, No Comment :)
germanvisitor 11 months ago
The joke is a bit outdated.
TwilightFaze 11 months ago
That’s because Jon bought the wrong brand, Garfield. I’ve bought some that really do taste VERY CLOSE to the real deal. Season it right (Don’t argue: We all add some, even ketchup, which is a liquid seasoning), and you got a healthy alternative when the doc orders you to eat better.
lanainutahdesert 11 months ago
The trick is to make your own.
Aficionado 11 months ago
Just remember that if god intended for us to be vegetarians, he/she would not have made cows and pigs so tasty.
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
Plant-based meat? Why not eat meat-based plants?
carlosrivers 11 months ago
The impossible burgers are actually pretty good…
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 11 months ago
The ‘’impossible beef’ is surprisingly good! And less guilt!
assrdood 11 months ago
I’m with Garf on this one!
Can't Sleep 11 months ago
I never tasted wet cardboard, so I wouldn’t know.
ladykat 11 months ago
I prefer the real thing. Where’s the beef?
geese28 11 months ago
Ah straight from bill gates cookbook
preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago
Some of the veggie burgers are really quite good. Until the stores stopped stocking them, the best was a chipotle burger by Gardein. It was my favorite Saturday meal.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 11 months ago
My friend is vegan, I told her there is not enough ketchup
Alverant 11 months ago
“Hamburger tastes like wet cardboard”[insert reference to your least favorite fast food chain here]
Cameron1988 Premium Member 11 months ago
I fully agree with Garfield
CaveCat87 11 months ago
I usually prefer real ground beef over the veggie burgers myself.
IndyW 11 months ago
I’ve had several veggie burgers. Some were very tasty, and others not. But neither came close to tasting like beef.
Space_cat 11 months ago
“I’d rather die with a burger in my colon than some got dang Fauxfu” – Hank Hill
constantine48 11 months ago
Plus they’re loaded with weird chemicals. I like my food to be real food!
WentHulk 11 months ago
It doesn’t have to taste like beef to taste good.
paulscon 11 months ago
When I went vegan 40 years ago, Garfield would have been right. Today, I make my own that don’t taste like beef but are delicious and way healthier than eating dead cow flesh. If I get nostalgic for a “real” burger I go to Burger King and get an Impossible burger.
michael3114 11 months ago
All the stuff they put in it to make it take like meat are worse for you than the real thing.
karmakat01 11 months ago
oy Garfield…calm down.
ilovecomics*infinity 11 months ago
Impossible burgers really are pretty indistinguishable if not over-cooked.
Jack Bell Premium Member 11 months ago
I have found most ranchers that sell cattle to be extremely good people. I choose to support them with my business the rest of my life.
jim_pem 11 months ago
I have no idea why people would want to make vegetable matter taste like meat. If you like vegetables and don’t want to eat meat, why try to eat something that tastes like meat? If you’re hungry for meat, you might just be craving the kinds of proteins that are in the meat because that’s what humans are designed for. Just eat meat and give your body what it needs.
ahganom 11 months ago
Grass and hay are plants. Cows eat grass and hay. Therefore, All beef is plant based. QED.
oakie817 11 months ago
you’d be surprised how good it tastes if you have not yet tried one
eced52 11 months ago
Trust me, Garfield, it doesn’t taste like wet cardboard. It tastes like nothing.
Truthinker Premium Member 11 months ago
When society breaks down and we resort to cannibalism, Vegans will be the closest thing we have to Grass Fed Meat.
bookworm0812 11 months ago
I had the impossible burger at Red Robin the last two Saturdays. It really was good. Tasted just like a regular burger.
wconerly28 11 months ago
Several years ago I developed a heart murmur. to treat it I went vegetarian for a year and a half. Cleaned out all my arteries and veins, and my diabetes went away. No hjelp with the heart valve, Turned out it was scar tissue from rheumatics disease. What I did discover is that they now have all kinds of substitutes that are really good.
anncorr339 11 months ago
I agree with garfield
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
What demon from the internal pit spawned thee?
PAR85 11 months ago
I’m with Garfield.
Truthinker Premium Member 11 months ago
If society collapses and we have to resort to cannibalism, Homeless Vegans will be the closest source for free range grass fed meat.
7GrandDad Premium Member 7 months ago
bro got roasted :skull: