Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 29, 2023

Umm, Ralph, my face is up here…

oh, sorry, just thinking about a poem about green hills…

Only in Xanth.

Well that takes all the fun out, donnit?

Patty realized then that she really needed to find a new obgyn!

“Of course we still need to put in an order in your pants … er … in advance.”

You’ve got feathers on your chin Rex.

If I had known it was that easy I would have lost my virginity long ago.

Will they be taking the Pamela Anderson’s Master Class together?

(I could think of anyone famous with a s** tape that’s still alive that I want to mention. Hate katrashians.)

“If it’s so easy, then you do it.”

So where exactly does the part where we get naked and do disgusting yet enjoyable things with each other come in (you should excuse the double enendre)?

How should I feed that baby?

sure hope he wasn’t BS’ing her with the stork cause she ain’t buying it

“And that explains the delivery process. Now, I’ll tell you about how the stork finds the baby in a cabbage patch.”

Don’t fall for it, Sally.. and don’t lie down for it, either!

She’s disappointed – she thought there’d be more sex involved.

I appreciate the effort you put into coming up with new titles for yourself, Baby Face.

At least that’s what they told us in Sunday school.

ka-mansplaining

“…But you need to practice, so let’s start now!”

That would might explain why women agree to have children.

He’s got another lie about how their made.

And that’s how babies are borne.

“….or is it ‘borne’?”

Well, the stork explains the bird but where do the bees come in?

OMG I knew he was not the brightest bulb…hey wait! Let’s see what I can get him to buy for me!

Alrighty then…..excuse me…I forgot I had a previous engagement….

Get the cluck outta here with that explanation. Every one knows it’s friendly gnomes that leave them on your doorstep.

Sure, if you’re talking about a Warner Brothers cartoon…and the stork has a drinking problem.

I have heard many stories from my women friends about labor, and the stork seems like a better option.

‘Born’? We’ll deal with that in ‘due time’ (literally; if needed), for today let’s practice conception technique.