The Barn by Ralph Hagen for December 08, 2023

that’s … a roulette app

“Have we dynamite?”

Stan’s going to fix that app for good.

You’ll never get it back.

Weather apps 100% right some of the time

Is there any other job where a person can be so wrong so many times and not get fired?

Stan SMASH!

You can fool all of the people some of the time.

Sounds like Environment Canada.

We all know how rapidly and dramatically weather can change so I personally will never diss a weatherperson if the weather report doesn’t stay accurate. No one can predict anything 100% accurately 100% of the time, not humans anyway, we don’t have that kind of control.

“Might icy that phone?”

Must have a really fast connection!

for the umpty-umpth time… weather is VERY local (to the casual observer), and predictions are often quite accurate when they’re averaged over the Area for which they are made.

And then you get the upslope and shovel ten inches of partly cloudy.

The weather…she is a fickle mistress!